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If cats and dogs refereed the Super Bowl

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Check out the short list of penalties pooches and kitties might call if they had zebra stripes and a whistle at the big game.

1. It's not excessive celebration if you've earned it.

 

2. The water would taste better if it were straight from a running tap.

 

3. Cats will clean everywhere … except their own bottoms.

 

4. And we won't even mention the inappropriateness that occurs when they catch their tails.

 

5. But these make excellent scratching posts.

What penalties would your pets call? Share your ideas in the comments below. 

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