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Friday fun: You know you're a horse person when ...

August 15, 2011

Equine practitioners, does this describe you and your clients?

It's likely been a long week for you equine practitioners and your team members, so take a seat, untie your work boots, put up those swollen feet on the nearest desk, rail, or tree stump, and have a laugh—on us. Veterinary practice needs a few giggles, too, this time courtesy of a humorous list floating around the Internet.

You know you're a horse person when …

1. Your horse gets new shoes more often than you do.

2. Every time you drive past a road construction site, you think what nice jumps the barricades would make.

3. You consider a golf course a waste of good pasture land.

4. You pull a $17,000 horse trailer with a $1,000 pickup truck.

5. Someone does something nice for you and you pat him or her on the neck and say, "Good boy."

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6. You try to squeeze past someone, and instead of saying "excuse me," you cluck instead.

7. You say "Whoa!" to the dog.

8. Someone asks for a screwdriver and you hand over a hoof pick.

9. You are unreasonably pleased to get a horse item—ANY horse item—as a gift.

10. You actually get to a point when flies don't bother you that much anymore. (Yeah. You know, after a while, that buzzing can be pleasantly hypnotic.

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