Therapy lasers (yeah, baby!)

When someone creates a therapeutic laser that resembles this, throw us a bone and let us know (Photo: Shutterstock/Charles Knowles).If you're Dr. Evil, you'd ask, “Are those sharks with frickin' laserbeams attached to their heads?”

And we'd say no, but these therapeutic lasers are arguably just as cool.

Movie quote:

Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.

Dr. Evil: An evil vet?

Scott Evil: No! Maybe, like, work in a petting zoo.

Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?

Scott Evil: You always do that!

K-CUBE Veterinary

From K-LaserUSA, meet the K-CUBE Veterinary series. This therapy laser covers it all: hip dysplasia to stomatitis, infected wounds to soft tissue trauma. Again, we feel we need to specify that sharks will not be wearing this on their head.

MR4 ACTIVET

Multi Radiance Medical's MR4 ACTIVet is safe, powerful and noninvasive and features a cordless and lightweight design. The handheld applicator provides super-pulsed target laser light that stimulates cell energy to positively affect performance, enhance the treatment of infection and promote wound healing. Groovy, baby!

CTL-9 Therapy Laser

Introducing the newest and smallest member of Companion Therapy's family of lasers, the CTL Therapy Laser. It is specifically designed for veterinarians (yes, even the evil veterinarians) in an economical and easy-to-use system.